That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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