Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
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this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
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Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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