he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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