i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
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I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
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I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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