There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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