he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I see more hoeing in ur future
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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