yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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