My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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