you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Can Purell be used as lube?
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
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just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
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He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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