fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
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I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
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Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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