if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
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Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
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all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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