I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
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for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
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I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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