well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Four minutes until I can fart!
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
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