You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
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Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
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MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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