Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Randomize
