Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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