is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
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It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
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Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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