Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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