So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
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