Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
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Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
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I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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