Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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