Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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