keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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