I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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