Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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