she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
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This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
You can't just leave with hair like that
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I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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