you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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