Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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