Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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