I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Randomize
