I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
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SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
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I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
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