That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
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I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
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Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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