Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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