he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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