How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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