$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
Randomize
