I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
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I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
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I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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