If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
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New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
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He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man