Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
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She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
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I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.