its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
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I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
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I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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