Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
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So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
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I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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