i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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