so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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