Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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