11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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