So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
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I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
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She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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