so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
They took my balls.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
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