im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
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That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
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That accounts for only three of the penises
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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