I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Randomize
