I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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