I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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