you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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