I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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