found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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