A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
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Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
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Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
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